Kidd  Wadsworth

We arrive at 6am. I sign a piece of paper which informs me of the risks of my day procedure using phrases such as “unforeseen side...

I think I have screwed up DNA. Amidst those A's, C's, G's and T's I must have a J or an L. You see, I just don't feel guilty. Nope....

Every licensed driver should be issued a traffic dart gun, to dart the cars of bad drivers.

My neighbor, Sterling, complains. It seems I don't bring my trash cans up promptly. But hey, I've got a life, and they're TRASH CANS!